Sarcastic Shits United

The name's Makenna, Chicago. Basically a shit ton of shows, movies, music, etc. Feel free to ask me about my life

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beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

31 minutes ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 547,630 notes

salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

31 minutes ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 287,844 notes

guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

image

31 minutes ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 278,993 notes

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

32 minutes ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 417,830 notes

weteevee:

when you get a hot new mutual

image

32 minutes ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 114,828 notes
28,717 plays

cassbvtt:

So that just happened.

1 hour ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 7,123 notes

dreyar:

snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

yeah the pledge of allegiance is seriously fucked up, I only realised recently that americans actually do this every day and I could hardly believe it

1 hour ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 98,971 notes
hey look I got glasses

hey look I got glasses

2 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 8 notes
Tagged as: #me #my face 

silvermane:

mdxa:

missbassweight:

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

"i’m not a tree, i’m a bush"

crying.

please tell me these are faked..

Nope they are real. 

4 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 86,861 notes
226,728 plays

liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

4 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 41,629 notes

straight white boy problem #937

jellys:

when ur out of protein powder

4 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 469 notes
stillstreet:

I’ll stay right here, hitting these and wearing this balaclava.

stillstreet:

I’ll stay right here, hitting these and wearing this balaclava.

4 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 1,019 notes

stillstreet:

my hair gives me life

4 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 1,558 notes

slexpwalking:

Twenty One Pilots by Kayla Surico on Flickr.

4 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 568 notes
stardustandmelancholy:

Simon Pegg, The World’s End Premiere, Melbourne 2013
Taken by me

stardustandmelancholy:

Simon Pegg, The World’s End Premiere, Melbourne 2013

Taken by me

4 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 349 notes
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